Dishonorable mention: Confidence, Anger Management, and |
You asked for it! These are my 5 least favorite films for the year 2003. This year's a mixed bag of big stars in big duds. Click the posters to read my complete rant for each affront to the cinema! Remember, unlike those who review films for a living, I haven't seen every movie released during the year. This list is chosen from the films that I have been unfortunate enough to have paid good money to endure. |
#1: The Cat in the Hat |
#2: Gigli |
#3: Bringing Down the House |
#4: Cold Creek Manor |
#5: Final Destination 2 |
Directed By: David R. Ellis Written By: Jeffrey Reddick (characters) / J. Mackye Gruber, Eric Bress, Jeffrey Reddick (story) / J. Mackye Gruber, Eric Bress (screenplay) Starring: Ali Larter, A.J. Cook, Michael Landes, Terrence 'T.C.' Carson, Keegan Connor Tracy Rated: R (strong violent/gruesome accidents, language, drug content and some nudity) Looks like that destination wasn't so final for this horror franchise wanna-be, as Death has more teen trouble to contend with. Duh! |
Directed By: Mike Figgis Written By: Richard Jefferies Starring: Dennis Quaid, Sharon Stone, Stephen Dorff, Juliette Lewis, Kristen Stewart, Ryan Wilson, Dana Eskelson, Christopher Plummer MPAA: Rated R for violence, language and some sexuality. Advertised like a supernatural thriller, this idiotic family drama is about as far from super as you can get. |
Directed By: Adam Shankman Written By: Jason Filardi Starring: Steve Martin, Queen Latifah, Eugine Levy, Jean Smart, Joan Plowright, Missi Pyle, Betty White Rated: PG-13 (language, sexual humor, drug material) Steve Martin and Queen Latifah backfire in this stereotypical comedy backstep about an uptight suburbanite and a convicted felon... guess who plays whom! |
Directed By: Martin Brest Written By: Martin Brest Starring: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez MPAA: Rated R for sexual content, pervasive language and brief strong violence. Ben & J-Lo... the curse is on. You're both doomed. It's nothing personal. I just can't allow you to be in another film together, that's all. |
Directed By: Bo Welch Written By: Dr. Seuss (book) / Alec Berg & David Mande & Jeff Schaffer (screenplay) Starring: Mike Myers, Dakota Fanning, Spencer Breslin, Alec Baldwin, Kelly Preston, Amy Hill, Sean Hayes MPAA: Rated PG for mild crude humor and some double-entendres. Not even worth rhyming about. Ranting, however, is a different story! |
Dishonorable mention: Confidence, Anger Management, and |
A.J.'s Best & Worst of 2003 |
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