A.J.'s Best & Worst of 2002 |
You asked for it! These are my 5 least favorite films for the year 2002 Either the movie-crop was better this year, or I'm just getting better at avoiding the really awful ones. Whatever the case, I still saw my share of duds. Click the posters to read my complete rant for each affront to the cinema!
Remember, unlike those who review films for a living, I haven't seen every movie released during the year. This list is chosen from the films that I have been unfortunate enough to have paid good money to endure. |
#4: Halloween: Resurrection * |
My choice for 'Worst Movie Star of 2002' goes to Eddie Murphy, who completed a hideous Hollywood hat-trick with Pluto Nash, Showtime, and I Spy. Eddie, what were you thinking?! |
Directed By: Rob Bowman Starring: Matthew McConaughey, Christian Bale, Izabella Scorupco, Gerard Butler Rated: PG-13 (intense action violence) Running Time: 92 Min.
Dragons rule the Earth, and a rag-tag group of bickering slayers tries to stop them. Go dragons, go! |
Directed By: Rick Rosenthal Starring: Busta Rhymes, Tyra Banks, Bianca Kajlich, Brad Loree Rated: R (Violence / Nudity) Running Time: 94 Min.
Michael Myers becomes an internet star. Oooh, isn't that scary? You're right, it isn't. |
Directed By: Betty Thomas Starring: Owen Wilson, Eddie Murphy, Famke Jannsen, Malcolm McDowell, Gary Cole Rated: PG-13 (action violence, some sexual content and language) Running Time: 96 Min.
They spy. I boo. |
Directed By: James Issac Starring: No one worth mentioning Rated: R ( Violence / Language / Nudity ) Running Time: 100 Minutes
Jason gets cryognically frozen, then someone goes and thaws him out again... oops. |
Directed By: Reginald Hudlin (if you call THAT directing) Starring: Matthew Perry, Elizabeth Hurley, Cedric the Entertainer, Bruce Campbell Rated: PG-13 (alleged romantic comedy) Running Time: 99 Min.
Holy cow! How bad is this one? Let me rant the ways! |
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