So, these were the very worst... Dishonorable mention goes to Driven, Jurassic Park 3 and any movie that takes place on the planet Mars.
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A.J.'s Best & Worst of 2001 |
You asked for it! These are my 5 least favorite films for the year 2001 There were A LOT of bad movies this year, and while I was lucky enough to have missed a few (Freddy Got Fingered) I still saw my share of stinkers. Click the posters to read my complete rant for each affront to the cinema!
Remember, unlike those who review films for a living, I haven't seen every movie released during the year. This list is chosen from the films that I have been unfortunate enough to have paid good money to endure. |
So, these were the very worst... Dishonorable mention goes to Driven, Jurassic Park 3 and any movie that takes place on the planet Mars.
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Directed By: Simon West Starring: Angelina Jolie Rated: PG-13 (Violence / Sensuality) Running Time: 93 Min.
Even Angelina Jolie in tight shorts couldn't save this awful video-game-based movie. In fact, the best thing about it is the poster! |
Directed By: Antione Fuqua Starring: Denzel Washington, Ethan Hawke, Snoop Doggy Dog Rated: R (Language / Violence / Nudity) Running Time: 123 Min.
Denzel plays a really bad man... and that's enough of an acting departure to warrant an Academy Award nomination? I don't think so. (Homey don't play that.) |
Directed By: Gary Fleder Starring: Gary Sinise, Vincent D'Onofrio Rated: PG-13 (Violence / Language) Running Time: 91 Min.
Impostor? Yeah, there's truth in advertising! Disguised as a science-fiction thriller, this low budget yawn-fest had me wondering what I'd done to deserve such torture. I'm innocent, innocent I tell you!!! |
Directed By: Michael Bay Starring: B E N A F F L E C K Rated: PG-13 (War-time Violence) Running Time: 190 Minutes
The horrors of war-time love triangles. For shame! |
Directed By: Henry Selick Starring: Brendan Fraser, John Turturro, Bridget Fonda, Rose McGowan, Whoopi Goldberg, Chris Kattan, Dave Foley Rated: PG-13 (Crude Humor / Language / Brief Nudity) Running Time: 88 Min.
Yes, even worse than Pearl Harbor, this body switching 'comedy' gives new meaning to the phrase "Eww..." |
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